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    March 12

    一个大学女生的简历

    本人大学毕业,身高一米七零;

    虽非窈窕淑女,也属婷婷玉立;

    在家熟读诗书,在外通情达理;

    古今圣贤之士,均在脑中铭记;

    课程较为繁重,专业自控原理;

    喜欢精美建筑,辅修楼宇设计;

    办公软件出色,英文通过四级;

    学科涉及面广,捎带电子电力;

    留心时尚精品,爱好民族乐器;

    获得会计证明,算帐不成问题;

    团队干部大会,通过先进评比;

    年终德育排名,巾帼榜眼班里;

    四年分数优秀,申请保研学习;

    无奈名额有限,枉然良好成绩;

    扩招政策不赖,公费数量太低;

    失业家庭子女,哪有更多纸币?

    离校找到差事,心中满生欢喜;

    签订一纸协约,三月试用时期;

    工作即将转正,爆炒鱿鱼虾米;

    老板对此解释,更换新鲜空气;

    从此四处奔走,各大招聘会议;

    并非专业冷门,实则单位挑剔;

    穆帅临危授命,木兰能披军衣;

    如今现代社会,歧视半边天地!

    邻居发小朋友,已成傍款小蜜;

    从此养尊处优,衣服只穿O.N.L.Y.;

    吾非贪享之辈,但也所思匪夷;

    寒窗与之脸蛋,难以并论相提;

    是我能力太差,还是别人嫌弃?

    就像板凳队员,苦座无球可踢;

    眼看光阴离去,时间耽误不起;

    感叹本科文凭,无奈当今世纪.

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    wrote:
    不行~~
    别告给偶像!!!
    Mar. 18
    97风wrote:
    这个女的我要了
     
    Mar. 17

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